I'm not greedy, please. I'm hungry, India is a hungry country. People need American food to be able to not to starve And, I'm starving right now

Greedy, greedy. Just for that I should bring you no food. But that would be mean and I'm too nice for anything bad like withholding fine American cuisine from those who love it so.

No no no, 1 person is enough, and that is me . I'm not going to share my burgers and freedom fries and cheese, I'm telling you now itself

Does this mean I need to bring gifts for all 1.2 billion people in India? This trip is going to take more planning than I imagined.

Ahhh, don't worry, they don't trouble people from USA. Over that, when you are getting gifts for Indian people, they'll welcome it Indians love gifts

Awwww, well I will sneak some fries and burgers in my luggage for you. Here's hoping customs will let me bring them in.

I've stamina, but I've layers of fat too I'm not as physically fit as you imagine
And, some fast food stuff wont add much of a fat, I already have enough.

Well, since you are such a physically fit specimen, I shall send you some fast food, right away. But perhaps after that you won't be so fit?

Don't worry, Indians are smart too, for a change

I wont get heart attack by some couple of burgers I swim, I walk long distance. I do physical work a lot, not to allow any mishap to happen.

You might forgive me, up until you get a heart attack from all that greasy food.

I wanted to get back into your good graces, not kill you through saturated fat.