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![]() A Lebanese mom comes to visit her son Sam for 3 days in Londonwhere he is studying. She finds out that her son lives with Vicki, a girl roommate. she couldn't help but notice how pretty Sam's roommate was. She suspects of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Reading his mom's thoughts, Sam volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vicki and I are just roommates." About a week later, Vicki came to Sam saying,"Ever since your mother left, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you left back to Beirut. Love, Sam Several days later, Sam received an email from his Mother which read: Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Vicki, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Love, Mom. Lesson of the day... Don't Lie to Your Mother... 4 ever
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Turkey/Bursa(where i am happy to live....)
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Really funny!
i am afraid i will have such an event one day because of my white lies....
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oh wowwwwwwwwwww got caught!!!!!!! lolz that's funny i enjoyed and its tru mother's always know
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