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Old 11-13-2007, 03:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A Lebanese mom comes to visit her son Sam for 3 days

in Londonwhere he is studying.


She finds out that
her son lives with Vicki,
a girl roommate.


she couldn't help but notice how pretty Sam's roommate was. She
suspects of a relationship between the two, and this had only
made
her more curious.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Sam volunteered, "I know what
you must
be thinking, but I assure you, Vicki and I are just roommates."


About a week later, Vicki came to Sam saying,"Ever since your
mother left, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?"


"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."


So he
sat
down and wrote:
Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl
from
my house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take it.
But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you left back to
Beirut. Love, Sam


Several days later, Sam received an email from his Mother which
read:


Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Vicki, and I'm
not
saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains
that
if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the
sugar
bowl by now. Love,
Mom.

Lesson of the day...

Don't Lie to Your
Mother...






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Old 11-13-2007, 03:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Really funny!
i am afraid i will have such an event one day because of my white lies....
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Old 11-13-2007, 08:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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oh wowwwwwwwwwww got caught!!!!!!! lolz that's funny i enjoyed and its tru mother's always know
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