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Hate to bother anyone, but I recieved this and would like to get it translated. I believe it's Romanian, although I could be wrong. The person I recieved it from is Romanian. Any help would be appriciated.

Un cuplu in varsta sta ca intotdeauna pentru micul dejun pe terasa. Deodata se apleaca sotia peste masa si ii trage sotului una de-l lipeste cu spatele de scaun. O vreme e liniste, apoi batranul intreaba mirat: - De ce ai facut asta? - Pentru 45 de ani de sex nereusit. El sta pe ganduri afundat in scaun. Dupa o vreme se ridica si ii trage ei una peste cap de o zboara cu tot cu scaun de pe terasa. - Da’ tu de ce ai facut asta? zbiara ea la el. - De unde stii tu diferenta dintre un sex

andreea-seattle

This paragraph means the following:

An elderly couple has breakfast like always, on the porch. The wife bends over and hits the husband so hard that she stiks him with his back to the chair. It's quiet for a while and then the old guy asks surprisedly:- What was this for?- For 45 years of bad sex. He sinks in his chair thinking. After a while, he gets up and he hits his wife in the head so hard that she flighs off the porch with her chair.- Why did you did that? she yelles at him. How do you know the difference between good and bad sex?

This the translation and I hope I was hopeful,
Bye, andrea