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Old 06-15-2006, 04:50 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Temel(a turkish boy)goes a bar in america and wants a beer from barman.
Then a german boy comes and put an apple on barman's head and recedes.Then he shoots.Hits the apple and says ''I AM RED KID''
Temel was filled with admiration.
Then a french boy comes and do same of german.He hits the apple and says''I AM WILLIAM TELL''
Then Temel encourages.He puts the apple on barman's head and then he shoots.Then a silence.
Temel says ''I AM SORRY''but the barman couldn't hear...
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heehehe, good joke exalated! thanks! yeah I'm an Arab, from Morocco, and yesI know some people who are from Turkey and have the same name, like Salim I
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I know Morocco.But I have no much idea about.Just I know you have an mystical athmosphere.I love all the people on the Earth.Greeting from Turkey...
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yeah you should go to Morocco and see the atmosphere by yourself, I'm sure you will like it.
Any jokes everybody?
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Emergency Landing

Two guys were sitting in a bar getting really drunk. After awhile,
just drinking gets boring, so the first guy looks at the second guy
and says, "Hey, you want to go up for a ride in my airplane?"

The second guy says, "Wow, you have an airplane? Let's go!"

So they get some more beer and go for a tour around the city in the
plane. Eventually they get bored with this too, so they decide to
land. The drunk pilot starts circling around looking for a place to
land, and he sees an airstrip close by. He says his new buddy along
for the ride, "Let's land here. It looks like it's as good a place as
any."

So he circles around and goes in for a landing, but at the last
minute he swerves and pulls back up. "Shit!" he says, "That is the
SHORTEST runway I have ever seen! How is anyone supposed to
land on it?" But since it's the only runway nearby, he decides to try
again, with the same result.

Getting pretty irritated, the pilot says to his friend, "All right,
I'm going to try ONE more time, and if I can't land it we're just
going to crash and hope we don't die." So they end up crashing, and
miraculously neither is hurt.

When they crawl out of the wreckage, the first guy is swears
and gesticulates wildly at the runway. "I'm gonna find whoever
designed this crazy runway and wring his neck! He must be total moron!
No one could land on anything that short!"

The second guy looks around and says "Yeah, but look how wide it
is!"
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Good one Eliena, since your joke was about being drunk it reminded me of a joke in Morocco which goes like:

A guy spent a long time drinking in the bar, he looked at his watch and realized it's very late at night and his wife will be waiting for him to yell at him for being too late, so he knew he was in trouble and needed an excuse for being late, he went outside and picked up a couple snails and once he reached home before going inside the house, he dropped them on the steps and started yelling "come on we're late, you can do it! we're almost there",
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Morocco is the most beautiful arabic country but............... sorry guys, Irak is THE most beautiful, you should have visited Baghdad before all this shit happens....Gosh,
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