amosmilburn

I would seriously appreciate any help translating the following text into Croatian, purely for the amusement of a friend of mine.


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So there i was, in a lift (elevator), higher than any human has ever been, feeling every synapse in my brain fire in turn, painfully aware of the utter interconnectedness of everything in the universe. I saw God. He wore a Van Halen t-shirt.

He gave me the grand tour, i saw the big picture.

Overwhelming.

I had to distract myself, but what to do?

I did what anyone would do in the same situation, i forced upon the lift doors and wrote a paragraph of poetry about zucchinis on the lift shaft wall.

Its probably still there.

Im not

After reflecting for a few minutes (probably an hour in reality) i closed the doors and rode the lift to my floor, and shut myself in the room for 14 hours, waiting to come down, turning away all visitors, avoiding all human contact. No room service, total lockdown. How could they understand what i'd been through, what i'd seen, the great makers plan laid out before me.

If was beyond their comprehension.

Days later i fled the city. Came home to Sydney. got on with life.

Embraced atheism, tried to forget what id seen. got a cat, settled in to a reclusive lifestyle. Ate a lot of 2 minute noodles, watched old black & white movies and played surf guitar all day, hoping for some normalcy, for the the memories of what id seen to fade.

Still hoping....
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crvenkapica

Hello! Do you still need it translated?