sajalarora

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use
a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so
stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized
that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for
an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to
break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please
wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The
next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he
had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his
wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough
draft before the masterpiece.

gakusenjb

HAhaha! Those were good ones!
I liked the best the one with "in-laws"

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Turkcerap

zuhaa all of them is jogging:D

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sajalarora

I'm happy to make you guys had a laugh. I think you guys need more of these type????

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guys?? me?? sorry but i dont understand im a girl :S

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sajalarora

Hey,
If girls and boys are together then they are called as guys. Don't worry, you are still a lady.

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ovvv it is nice to hear that :D:D:D and i learnt a new thing im sorry but some people who are here think me as a boy :S:S therefore, im worry :D but that is really jogging:D

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ßen yine sana mecburum...