Wife vs. Husband - Page 4

sajalarora · 06-26-2009, 05:50 AM

Wife hit her husband with frying pan
Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

Message of the year
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:This is post office,
you need to go to police station.
Man:I'm so much excited that I don't know where to go!

Iftikhar · 10-21-2009, 09:31 AM

It is very interesting post. Once a man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

It is reality.....

sajalarora · 10-22-2009, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iftikhar

It is very interesting post. Once a man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

It is reality.....

I've heard this one, a fact

trendy · 11-03-2009, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sajalarora

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. Said he:"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock.

The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went wan with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was!"

haha , It's very funny

sajalarora · 11-04-2009, 06:16 AM

thanks

mrym · 11-06-2009, 11:01 PM

Thank you, Sajalarora! I like your posts..>.<

06-26-2009, 05:50 AM	#22 (permalink)
sajalarora SAJAL सजल Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: India Posts: 1,738 sajalarora has a spectacular aura about	Wife hit her husband with frying pan Husband: What was that for..? Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse. Wife: Sorry..! Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again Husband: What now..? Wife: Your horse is on the Phone. Message of the year Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife..!!! Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:This is post office, you need to go to police station. Man:I'm so much excited that I don't know where to go! __________________ ----Zeehal-e-Muskin Mukon Ba Ranjish, Bahaal-e-Hijra Bechaara Dil hai---- ----Sunai Deti Hai Jiski Dhadkan, Tuhaara Dil Ya Hamaara Dil Hai----
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10-21-2009, 09:31 AM	#23 (permalink)
Iftikhar Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 3 Iftikhar is an unknown character at this point	It is very interesting post. Once a man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!" It is reality..... __________________ online project management tools \| Arresteddevelopmentfanclub Blog \| Iecalumni Blog
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11-04-2009, 06:16 AM	#26 (permalink)
sajalarora SAJAL सजल Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: India Posts: 1,738 sajalarora has a spectacular aura about	thanks __________________ ----Zeehal-e-Muskin Mukon Ba Ranjish, Bahaal-e-Hijra Bechaara Dil hai---- ----Sunai Deti Hai Jiski Dhadkan, Tuhaara Dil Ya Hamaara Dil Hai----
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11-06-2009, 11:01 PM	#27 (permalink)
mrym Molly Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bursa,Turkey Posts: 2,212 mrym is a glorious beacon of light mrym is a glorious beacon of light	Thank you, Sajalarora! I like your posts..>.<
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