Wife vs. Husband - Page 3

Turkcerap · 01-24-2009, 02:20 PM

sorry but i cant open it :S

sajalarora · 01-24-2009, 02:25 PM

Oh ho, hmmm.
Try to search this song on net ok. Band name is Junoon.
It is a very nice sufi song, I'm die hard fan of it.
Anyways, do you play any instrument?

gakusenjb · 01-25-2009, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Turkcerap

ovvv it is nice to hear that :D:D:D and i learnt a new thing

im sorry but some people who are here think me as a boy :S:S therefore, im worry :D but that is really jogging:D

I'm one of them.

But if you want people not to consider you a boy change your gender in your profile.

And then all the people would think you're a girl.

dusio · 01-25-2009, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by sajalarora

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use
a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so
stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized
that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for
an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to
break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please
wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The
next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he
had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his
wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough
draft before the masterpiece.

Nice. But to believe that the man was the first to be made... hmm... chauvinism...

gakusenjb · 01-25-2009, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by dusio

Nice. But to believe that the man was the first to be made... hmm... chauvinism...

The best one the first!

sajalarora · 01-26-2009, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by dusio

Nice. But to believe that the man was the first to be made... hmm... chauvinism...

Hey,
Those are just jokes, no chauvinism. I'm not a chauvinist at all.

sajalarora · 01-26-2009, 04:54 PM

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. Said he:"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock.

The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went wan with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was!"

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01-24-2009, 02:25 PM	#16 (permalink)
sajalarora SAJAL सजल Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: India Posts: 1,738 sajalarora has a spectacular aura about	Oh ho, hmmm. Try to search this song on net ok. Band name is Junoon. It is a very nice sufi song, I'm die hard fan of it. Anyways, do you play any instrument? __________________ ----Zeehal-e-Muskin Mukon Ba Ranjish, Bahaal-e-Hijra Bechaara Dil hai---- ----Sunai Deti Hai Jiski Dhadkan, Tuhaara Dil Ya Hamaara Dil Hai----
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01-26-2009, 04:54 PM	#21 (permalink)
sajalarora SAJAL सजल Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: India Posts: 1,738 sajalarora has a spectacular aura about	Here's another one for you guys A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. Said he:"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!" Laughter and applause. A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!" The wife went wan with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was!" __________________ ----Zeehal-e-Muskin Mukon Ba Ranjish, Bahaal-e-Hijra Bechaara Dil hai---- ----Sunai Deti Hai Jiski Dhadkan, Tuhaara Dil Ya Hamaara Dil Hai---- Last edited by sajalarora; 01-27-2009 at 07:40 AM.
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