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A guy was dragging a dead horse after him. Another guy saw him and asked why is he dragging the horse.
He said: "I'll tell you if you help me drag it over the rail-road."
"OK!" said the other guy. After they dragged the horse over the rail-road he asked him again why is he dragging the horse.

He said: "I'll tell you if you help me drag it to my house!"
"OK!" said the other guy. After they dragged the horse to the guy's house he asked him again why is he dragging the horse.

He said: "I'll tell you if you help me climb it to the stairs over my room!"
"OK!" said the other guy. After they dragged the horse to the guy's room he asked him again why is he dragging the horse.

He said: "I'll tell you if you help me put the horse into the bathroom!"
"OK!" said the other guy. After they dragged the horse to the guy's bathroom he asked him again why is he dragging the horse.

"OK, I'll tell you!" said the first guy.

"The day before yesterday I was playing chess with the Death. I said: "Now I'll move the Queen" and the Death said "I was apsolutely
sure you'll say that!" I said: "Now I'll move the horse" and the Death said "I was apsolutely sure you'll say that!" and then the Death
moved the Rook and it was Check Mate.
After that the Death went to the bathroom to wash his hands and said "Tomorrow I'll be here again to play chess with you!" and left.

Yesterday the Death come again to play chess with me. I said: "Now I'll move the Queen" and the Death said "I was apsolutely
sure you'll say that!" I said: "Now I'll move the horse" and the Death said "I was apsolutely sure you'll say that!" and then the Death
moved the Rook and it was Check Mate.
After that the Death went to the bathroom to wash his hands and said "Tomorrow I'll be here again to play chess with you!" and left."

"So what's with the horse? " said the guy annoyed.

"Today the Death will pay me a visit again to play some chess. I will say: "Now I'll move the Queen" and the Death will say "I was apsolutely
sure you'll say that!" I will say: "Now I'll move the horse" and the Death will say "I was apsolutely sure you'll say that!" and then the Death
will move the Rook and it will be Check Mate.

After that the Death will go to the bathroom to wash his hands. He will open the bathroom's door, will see the horse and will say "There's
a horse in your bathroom!" and I'll say "I was apsolutely sure you'll say that!" "

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