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~Verbinate~
Join Date: Sep 2008
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SO this lady is aking a cake for her seven kids and while she is ddoing so she knocks over a box of bullets off a shelf into the cake. She dosent worry about it and contiues cooking. So she feeds her kids this cake and after an hour one of her kids comes up and says "Mommy mommy mommy guess what?" "What" " I was peeing and a bullet came out" Shes says that was normal and sends him on his way. 30 mins later another kid comes up and says mommy mommy mommy guess what? "what?" i was peeing and a bullet came out. SHe says its normal and sends her on her way. Four more of her children come to her with the same plea and she tells them all to go . Then her seventh child comes up and says "mommy mommy mommy guess what?
She says i know i know you were peeing and a bullet came out. " And he says no, i was jacking off and i shot the dog..." |
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