The smart blonde

mrym · 08-17-2008, 10:38 AM

A blonde woman boards an airplane. She is extremely exhausted and just wants to take a nap. She finally finds her seat and sits down next to a very curious young man.

He wants to test the whole dub blonde thing and possibly make some money out of it. "Hey, wanna play a game?" he asks her. "No thank you, i just want to take a nap." "Please, its really easy, all you have to do is answer the questions that i ask you. If you don't know the answer, then you give me five dollars, and if I don't know the answer to your question, then Ill give you five dollars."

"I really don't want to do this. I just want to take a nap."

"Oh but PLEASE pretty please. Okay, how about if I don't know the answer to your question, I'll give you five hundred dollars." The blonde woman became interested and decided to play the game.

"Okay. How many moons does jupiter have?" the young man asked. The woman reached into her purse and took out a five dollar bill. "What goes up the mountain with three legs and comes back down with four?".

The young man, determined not to lose, gets out his laptop and searches all over the internet for an answered. Flustered and confused, the young man hand the blonde five hundred dollars.

After a few hours, the young man was itching to know the answer to the question."What was the answer to the riddle?" the blonde woman reached into her purse and handed the young man a five dollar bill.

Cloelia · 08-17-2008, 01:42 PM

Great, mrym! At last a story about a smart blonde. We do exist, don't we?

mrym · 08-17-2008, 09:21 PM

yeah,a smart blonde!!
Actually,i dont like stories about blondes,which show us like idiots.But ,this is different

devanymfix · 08-17-2008, 09:54 PM

I don't know how and why there are such idiot stories about blondes !! Who created them? I am curious about that, since it's wierd in my "world".

mrym · 08-17-2008, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by devanymfix

I don't know how and why there are such idiot stories about blondes !! Who created them? I am curious about that, since it's wierd in my "world".

i get nervous of such stories.I am a blonde and they are insulting unfairly.

devanymfix · 08-17-2008, 10:03 PM

These stories don't deserve even your attention, so don't get nervous Meryem.

mrym · 08-17-2008, 10:06 PM

Actually,you are right:D
Even we dont need to talk!They are just silly things

08-17-2008, 10:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
mrym Molly Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bursa,Turkey Posts: 2,215 mrym is a glorious beacon of light mrym is a glorious beacon of light	The smart blonde A blonde woman boards an airplane. She is extremely exhausted and just wants to take a nap. She finally finds her seat and sits down next to a very curious young man. He wants to test the whole dub blonde thing and possibly make some money out of it. "Hey, wanna play a game?" he asks her. "No thank you, i just want to take a nap." "Please, its really easy, all you have to do is answer the questions that i ask you. If you don't know the answer, then you give me five dollars, and if I don't know the answer to your question, then Ill give you five dollars." "I really don't want to do this. I just want to take a nap." "Oh but PLEASE pretty please. Okay, how about if I don't know the answer to your question, I'll give you five hundred dollars." The blonde woman became interested and decided to play the game. "Okay. How many moons does jupiter have?" the young man asked. The woman reached into her purse and took out a five dollar bill. "What goes up the mountain with three legs and comes back down with four?". The young man, determined not to lose, gets out his laptop and searches all over the internet for an answered. Flustered and confused, the young man hand the blonde five hundred dollars. After a few hours, the young man was itching to know the answer to the question."What was the answer to the riddle?" the blonde woman reached into her purse and handed the young man a five dollar bill.
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08-17-2008, 01:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
Cloelia International Forum Great Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,129 Cloelia is a name known to all Cloelia is a name known to all Cloelia is a name known to all	Great, mrym! At last a story about a smart blonde. We do exist, don't we?
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08-17-2008, 09:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
mrym Molly Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bursa,Turkey Posts: 2,215 mrym is a glorious beacon of light mrym is a glorious beacon of light	yeah,a smart blonde!! Actually,i dont like stories about blondes,which show us like idiots.But ,this is different
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08-17-2008, 09:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
devanymfix M£RI£M Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Morocco Posts: 4,505 devanymfix is a glorious beacon of light devanymfix is a glorious beacon of light	I don't know how and why there are such idiot stories about blondes !! Who created them? I am curious about that, since it's wierd in my "world". __________________ إذا علمت رجلا فإنك تعلم فردا وإذا علمت أمرأة فإنك تعلم أمة Do you speak Moroccan ? / Parlez-vous Marocain ? Yes \| No Why I don't like Tattoos ?? \| \|
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08-17-2008, 10:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
devanymfix M£RI£M Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Morocco Posts: 4,505 devanymfix is a glorious beacon of light devanymfix is a glorious beacon of light	These stories don't deserve even your attention, so don't get nervous Meryem. __________________ إذا علمت رجلا فإنك تعلم فردا وإذا علمت أمرأة فإنك تعلم أمة Do you speak Moroccan ? / Parlez-vous Marocain ? Yes \| No Why I don't like Tattoos ?? \| \|
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mrym Molly Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bursa,Turkey Posts: 2,215 mrym is a glorious beacon of light mrym is a glorious beacon of light	Actually,you are right:D Even we dont need to talk!They are just silly things
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