Perfect husband

Hypnot · 05-09-2008, 08:35 PM

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

snoopy · 05-09-2008, 09:23 PM

I already know this story..but is ever so funny!!! Thanks!

miette · 05-13-2008, 08:31 PM

nice ...

05-09-2008, 08:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
Hypnot Growing Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: @Home Posts: 11 Hypnot is an unknown character at this point	Perfect husband Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$65,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?" __________________ Hypnotize Yourself
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05-09-2008, 09:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
snoopy Growing Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Italy..sometimes here, sometimes there! Posts: 639 snoopy has a spectacular aura about	I already know this story..but is ever so funny!!! Thanks! __________________ Era una notte buia e tempestosa...
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05-13-2008, 08:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
miette Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: south of france Posts: 177 miette is an unknown character at this point	nice ... __________________ life can be too short... live it fully, every single day
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