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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then " he said with a deep sigh, "let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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Why always blondes are mentioned in such stories?
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cos they are blond...... and brunettes are able to finish that puzzle without asking help
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Blondes are not idiot.!!!
I hate people think like that.
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no but it's an expression and you very well that it's aimed at the girls only thinking about her looks and having not much to say ...
a brunette can be much blonder than a blonde I know that very well ![]()
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Nice story Hypnot! hope that nobody put Cornflakes into their cup of tea or it will be an endless puzzle! lol
So, we can understand that miette is a brunette ..or at least it seems! ![]() While mrym hate stereotypes about blonde! And that she is a blonde that it really seems like a blonde... ![]() 'nice day to all!
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