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Old 04-22-2008, 05:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then " he said with a deep sigh, "let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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Old 04-23-2008, 07:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Why always blondes are mentioned in such stories?

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Old 05-04-2008, 04:04 AM   #3 (permalink)
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cos they are blond...... and brunettes are able to finish that puzzle without asking help
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Old 05-04-2008, 07:38 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Blondes are not idiot.!!!

I hate people think like that.
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Old 05-04-2008, 12:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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no but it's an expression and you very well that it's aimed at the girls only thinking about her looks and having not much to say ...

a brunette can be much blonder than a blonde I know that very well
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Old 05-04-2008, 01:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Nice story Hypnot! hope that nobody put Cornflakes into their cup of tea or it will be an endless puzzle! lol

So, we can understand that miette is a brunette ..or at least it seems!

While mrym hate stereotypes about blonde! And that she is a blonde that it really seems like a blonde...

'nice day to all!
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Old 05-04-2008, 01:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
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good guess snoopy ....
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