An easy choice !!

Shrek · 03-27-2008, 10:34 AM

A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic.

The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small," $6,500 for "medium," $14,000 for "large." The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options.

The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.

The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."

dusio · 03-27-2008, 08:38 PM

She made a good choice

Funny joke! Thanx

Hypnot · 05-19-2008, 03:03 PM

LOL.

Cruel

miette · 05-20-2008, 11:42 AM

well yes it's the pragmatic choice

mrym · 05-21-2008, 04:38 PM

hahaha.....,

It was a nice one!

03-27-2008, 10:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
Shrek Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 86 Shrek is an unknown character at this point	An easy choice !! A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small," $6,500 for "medium," $14,000 for "large." The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen." __________________ Giggle for healthy life More at GigglePedia.com
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03-27-2008, 08:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
dusio Only death is certain... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: I live in Poland Posts: 898 dusio is learning to walk	:) She made a good choice Funny joke! Thanx
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05-19-2008, 03:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
Hypnot Growing Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: @Home Posts: 11 Hypnot is an unknown character at this point	LOL. Cruel __________________ Hypnotize Yourself
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05-20-2008, 11:42 AM	#4 (permalink)
miette Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: south of france Posts: 116 miette is an unknown character at this point	well yes it's the pragmatic choice __________________ life may hurt and smell bad but it's the best thing we have
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05-21-2008, 04:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
mrym karmakarışık...!! Join Date: May 2007 Location: Turkey/Bursa(where i am happy to live....) Posts: 1,067 mrym will become famous soon enough	hahaha....., It was a nice one! __________________ I hear a voice say, "Dont be so blind" It's telling me all these things That you would probably hide Am I your one and only desire? Am I the reason you breathe? Or am I the reason you cry ?
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