After 10 husbands, still a virgin!

natasha666 · 01-03-2008, 09:13 AM

Hello,

Here is something, could be true or not!
I know some women, they are virgins after one marriage. I am not sure, because I am not gynaecogolist, but other people told me.

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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Natasha

natasha666 · 01-03-2008, 09:22 AM

Hello,

Sorry, but I like such a jokes. If I am wrong, please tell me!

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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

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Natasha

kavita01 · 01-09-2008, 06:17 PM

PG 13 up in here lolz.....Its really some good joke I dont think anything is wrong with them. Probably others may think differently.....oh wellz

natasha666 · 01-10-2008, 11:24 AM

Hello kavita01,

You never know in Forum, what is wrong and what is right, so I am careful in advance.

No Spam, please! (some say so)

KR,
Natasha

mariangelus · 01-31-2008, 01:05 AM

LOL. The 2nd story made me laugh. The wife is really enjoying the thing because she wants the prisoner put back in prison again and again and again....

01-03-2008, 09:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
natasha666 natasha Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Valley of South Alps Posts: 89 natasha666 is an unknown character at this point	After 10 husbands, still a virgin! Hello, Here is something, could be true or not! I know some women, they are virgins after one marriage. I am not sure, because I am not gynaecogolist, but other people told me. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" Natasha __________________ Amour fait beaucoup, mais l'argent fait tout!
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01-03-2008, 09:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
natasha666 natasha Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Valley of South Alps Posts: 89 natasha666 is an unknown character at this point	One more virgin! Hello, Sorry, but I like such a jokes. If I am wrong, please tell me! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Natasha __________________ Amour fait beaucoup, mais l'argent fait tout!
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01-09-2008, 06:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
kavita01 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 204 kavita01 is an unknown character at this point	PG 13 up in here lolz.....Its really some good joke I dont think anything is wrong with them. Probably others may think differently.....oh wellz __________________ Ready to go global? Refer to our Translators for website translation to any language. Get Spanish translation services at spanish translation
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01-10-2008, 11:24 AM	#4 (permalink)
natasha666 natasha Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Valley of South Alps Posts: 89 natasha666 is an unknown character at this point	Hello kavita01, You never know in Forum, what is wrong and what is right, so I am careful in advance. No Spam, please! (some say so) KR, Natasha __________________ Amour fait beaucoup, mais l'argent fait tout!
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01-31-2008, 01:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
mariangelus new-gal Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Philippines Posts: 5 mariangelus is an unknown character at this point	LOL. The 2nd story made me laugh. The wife is really enjoying the thing because she wants the prisoner put back in prison again and again and again....
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