Jess Kidden

“That my dear wife is quite true and I would never have appointed any of them to positions in Parliament had it not been that Nibs told me to make sure they were all given important offices in Parliament over the skunks, rats and snakes that were already in there because he said with the foolish four it would be even less of a threat.”
“Aye it seems ye had crooks in there by calling them skunks, rats and snakes,” adds Shelia as Nibs replies, “Oh no they were at least honest, but the skunks stunk so much, the rats were in to everything and the snakes were always wiggling out of everything I had no choice to let them go.”
“Ye mean they were real animals, real skunks, rats and snakes?”
“Well they certainly were not humans, but the voters wanted them in after they learned a big nation like the US had skunks, rats and snakes in their government and their nation seem to operate quite well, but after I saw that the skunks always put up a stink about new proposal before the house and the rats were talking behind everyone’s back and the snakes tried wiggling out of passing important laws I had to replace them with the foolish four, now we are the only nation on earth that is going down hill faster than our economy is going up hill,”

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life member of "the devil wants his rent gang"