Why old woman killed young man?

natasha666 · 11-15-2007, 12:49 PM

Grandma in court (there are words, not very nice!)

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Grandma Goes to Court

Defense Attorney: What is your age?

Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?

Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years.

Defense! Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!"….And that's when I shot the son of a bitch!
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Natasha

Girl Dreams · 11-15-2007, 02:32 PM

Old exciting ----> loooooolz

just lool

Shrek · 11-17-2007, 11:56 AM

Hilarious. good one

11-15-2007, 12:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
natasha666 natasha Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Valley of South Alps Posts: 89 natasha666 is an unknown character at this point	Why old woman killed young man? Grandma in court (there are words, not very nice!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Grandma Goes to Court Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you? Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years. Defense! Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!" Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!"….And that's when I shot the son of a bitch! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Natasha __________________ Amour fait beaucoup, mais l'argent fait tout!
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11-15-2007, 02:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
Girl Dreams Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Paris-and now in saudi (lol)with my family Posts: 114 Girl Dreams is an unknown character at this point	Old exciting ----> loooooolz Old exciting ----> loooooolz just lool __________________ I am very sad
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11-17-2007, 11:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
Shrek Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 86 Shrek is an unknown character at this point	Hilarious. good one __________________ Giggle for healthy life More at GigglePedia.com
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