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Why don't men often show their true feelings? Because they don't have any. - How do you know if a man is lying? His lips are moving! - Why don't men like to drink coffee at work? It keeps them awake. - How do men define insomnia? Waking up every few days. Wife: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? Husband: Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money. - What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off. - What do men and women have in common? They both distrust men. - How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are nicer. - How is a man like the weather? Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
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I really enjoyed this one especially since its true bout men even though its funny
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karmakarışık...!!
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Turkey/Bursa(where i am happy to live....)
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mrym will become famous soon enough
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all this is exactly true,unfortunately
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I hear a voice say, "Dont be so blind" It's telling me all these things That you would probably hide Am I your one and only desire? Am I the reason you breathe? Or am I the reason you cry ? |
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