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Old 11-14-2007, 05:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Why don't men often show their true feelings?

Because they don't have any.


- How do you know if a man is lying?

His lips are moving!



- Why don't men like to drink coffee at work?

It keeps them awake.



- How do men define insomnia?

Waking up every few days.


Wife: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?

Husband: Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.


- What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.



- What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.


- How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?

Guilt gifts are nicer.


- How is a man like the weather?

Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
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Old 11-20-2007, 02:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I really enjoyed this one especially since its true bout men even though its funny
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Old 11-20-2007, 02:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-20-2007, 03:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
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all this is exactly true,unfortunately
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True or not true - I always like sexist jokes.
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me too I always like sexist jokes.

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