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Before and After
Before and After
Before - You take my breath away After - I feel like I'm suffocating Before - Twice a night After - Twice a month Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac Before - Saturday Night Fever After - Monday Night Football Before - Don't stop After - Don't start Before - Is that all you're having? After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey Before - It's like I'm living in a dream After - It's like he lives in a dorm Before - Turbocharged After - Jump-start Before - We agree on everything After - We can't agree on anything Before - Victoria's Secret After - Fruit-of-the-Loom Before - Idol After - Idle Before - He's completely lost without me After - Why won't he ever ask for directions? Before - Time stood still After - Where did the time go? Before - Croissant and cappuccino After - Bagel and instant Before - I can hardly believe we found each other After - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you Before - Passion After - Ration 
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that's funny and real too
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lol
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11-13-2007, 07:15 PM
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you always got me laughin after reading your jokes even wen im not in the mood. Thanks shrek
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