Silly but funny sentences

Shrek · 11-07-2007, 10:15 AM

When I was born I was so surprised, I couldn't talk for a year and a half.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom.

Only drug dealers and software companies call their customers 'users'.

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.

Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Would you like to hear the pencil joke? Well, it's pointless.

kavita01 · 11-07-2007, 08:02 PM

it not dat funny compare to the others you've told i l still like it

11-07-2007, 10:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
Shrek Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 89 Shrek is an unknown character at this point	Silly but funny sentences When I was born I was so surprised, I couldn't talk for a year and a half. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom. Only drug dealers and software companies call their customers 'users'. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. Is it time for your medication or mine? Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? Would you like to hear the pencil joke? Well, it's pointless. __________________ Giggle for healthy life More at GigglePedia.com
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11-07-2007, 08:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
kavita01 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 204 kavita01 is an unknown character at this point	not really funny it not dat funny compare to the others you've told i l still like it __________________ Ready to go global? Refer to our Translators for website translation to any language. Get Spanish translation services at spanish translation
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