Some amusing conclusions

Shrek · 10-21-2007, 11:15 AM

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

You should not confuse your career with your life.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter/janitor, is not a nice person.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

People never grow up, they just learn how to act in public.

The best vitamin for making friends....B1.

To me, an airplane is a great place to diet.

If you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.

(I liked this last one)

10-21-2007, 11:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
Shrek Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 89 Shrek is an unknown character at this point	Some amusing conclusions The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. You should not confuse your career with your life. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter/janitor, is not a nice person. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy. People never grow up, they just learn how to act in public. The best vitamin for making friends....B1. To me, an airplane is a great place to diet. If you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep. A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. (I liked this last one) __________________ Giggle for healthy life More at GigglePedia.com
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