Amusing Facts of Life

Shrek · 10-16-2007, 10:37 AM

Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6: Some people are Slimy ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30cents?

Number 2: In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located, among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

I liked #8 (lol)

Asminha · 10-25-2007, 04:59 PM

Number 11: While reading the above, you didn't necessarily notice that they are organized from number 10 to number 1, not the opposite.

10-16-2007, 10:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
Shrek Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 89 Shrek is an unknown character at this point	Amusing Facts of Life Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6: Some people are Slimy ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30cents? Number 2: In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. Number 1: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located, among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. I liked #8 (lol) __________________ Giggle for healthy life More at GigglePedia.com
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Asminha Administrator Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,795 Blog Entries: 1 Asminha is just really nice Asminha is just really nice	Number 11: While reading the above, you didn't necessarily notice that they are organized from number 10 to number 1, not the opposite. __________________ Speak Moroccan - Parlez marocain Moroccan Vocabulary - Vocabulaire Marocain
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