08-09-2007, 08:29 AM
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Love And Marriage
Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant. Marriage is Chinese take-out. Love is cuddling on a sofa. Marriage is deciding on a sofa. Love is talking about having children. Marriage is talking about getting away from children. Love is losing your appetite. Marriage is losing your figure. Love is a flickering flame. Marriage is a flickering television. Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough?!" NOW you know why I ran! 
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