Shrek

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being cooperative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

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Cinema

That was very funny!

The best thing to do when you work is just try to get along with your Manager or supervisor and coworkers. I know it can be tough sometimes but you can do it. Here in US our boss is the one that writes our reviews and if its not good you do not get a raise and then its time to start to search for a new job.

I remember when I was real young my mom used to say that no matter where you work there will always be someone or something that you wont like. She was right! She did say just make the best of the situation and soon it gets better. I could write more but I always get carried away.

Take care!

Cinema,

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Shrek

So true, so true !

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