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Shrek is on a distinguished road
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He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will you hit me? He: No way! I'm not such kind of person! She: Can I trust you? Now after the marriage, read it from bottom to the top !!!! |
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Loooooooooooooool
![]() That's a good one.
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In the summer I stretch out on the shore and think of you. Had I told the sea what I felt for you, It would have left its shores, its shells, its fish, and followed me.Nizar Qabbani. When I drown my eyes in your eyes, I glimpse the deepest dawning and see the ancient times; I see what I do not comprehend and feel the universe flowing between your eyes and mine. Adonis. |
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