Women, hair and clothes

Asminha · 02-23-2007, 09:54 PM

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy clothes with it instead of dinner?" "No, I won't!" the homeless woman replied. "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked. "No, I don't waste time shopping" the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked. "Are you NUTS?!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!" "Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and myself tonight." The homeless woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and buying clothes!"

Ville's Slave · 04-16-2007, 10:25 PM

That made me laugh!

Asminha · 04-17-2007, 10:43 PM

Me too!

Koniczyna · 04-20-2007, 08:09 PM

That was great ^^

snoopy · 04-25-2007, 05:31 PM

Asminha, your story are ever so funny! I had miss them!
Post them again!

dusio · 03-22-2008, 09:12 PM

Hmm...funny

02-23-2007, 09:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
Asminha Administrator Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,795 Blog Entries: 1 Asminha is just really nice Asminha is just really nice	Women, hair and clothes A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy clothes with it instead of dinner?" "No, I won't!" the homeless woman replied. "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked. "No, I don't waste time shopping" the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked. "Are you NUTS?!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!" "Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and myself tonight." The homeless woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and buying clothes!" __________________ Speak Moroccan - Parlez marocain Moroccan Vocabulary - Vocabulaire Marocain
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Ville's Slave Growing Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 11 Ville's Slave is an unknown character at this point	That made me laugh! __________________ Eggnog: I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes. Can teach English Trying to learn Finnish.
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04-17-2007, 10:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
Asminha Administrator Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,795 Blog Entries: 1 Asminha is just really nice Asminha is just really nice	Me too! __________________ Speak Moroccan - Parlez marocain Moroccan Vocabulary - Vocabulaire Marocain
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04-20-2007, 08:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
Koniczyna Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Poland Posts: 4 Koniczyna is an unknown character at this point	That was great ^^
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snoopy Growing Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Italy..sometimes here, sometimes there! Posts: 636 snoopy has a spectacular aura about	Asminha, your story are ever so funny! I had miss them! Post them again! __________________ Era una notte buia e tempestosa...
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03-22-2008, 09:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
dusio Only death is certain... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: I live in Poland Posts: 1,050 dusio is learning to walk	:) Hmm...funny
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