some jokes

monia · 08-03-2006, 04:42 AM

1.Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.

"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."

"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"
2."Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.

"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you
3.One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"

Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"

Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."

Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"
4.Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.
Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?
Little boy: Grandma.
Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?
Little boy: Why not? You married mine.

snoopy · 08-07-2006, 08:47 PM

Monia, your tongue twister (is this term correct?) are wonderfull! I'll try to exercise myself!!!!!!! (PS: I'm italian....I think I'll can die with my tongue rolled up!!!!!!!

)

Now I go searching for some italian one.....!

@dmin · 08-07-2006, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monia

Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.
Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?
Little boy: Grandma.
Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?
Little boy: Why not? You married mine.

That's the one I liked most

Thanks Monia

monia · 08-15-2006, 10:32 AM

hi,Asma,I always wanna make people happy

Here are some new jokes
1.Not too late
There were two blondes going to California for the summer.

They are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer.

A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though.

One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engineswe will be up here all day."
2.Back Up Two Miles
A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The motorist, in hurry, honked his horn .

"If you don't back up," said the farmer, rolling up his sleeves, I won't like what I'm going to have to do." The surprised driver put his car in reverse and backed up two miles, allowing the horse and buggy to go by.

"What was it you wouldn't have liked to have done back there?" asked the farmer's son.

"Back up two miles," replied the farmer.
3.Absent-minded Professor
There were three professors at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train had just arrived, but they did not notice it. Then the guard shouted, "Take your seats, please!"

The professors heard the guard and rushed for the train. Two of them got on the train before it moved. The third one was left behind. It was Professor Egghead. He looked worried.

One of the professor's students was at the station. He tried to comfort the professor. "It wasn't really bad, sir," said the student. "Two out of three caught the train. That's quite good, you know." "I know," the professor said. "But it was my train. MY friends only came to say goodbye."

@dmin · 08-15-2006, 10:58 AM

The last joke was the good one again

PS: The colors are ..

hmm..Look at yellow, we can't even read that.

monia · 08-15-2006, 11:20 AM

ok,I'll change it

snoopy · 08-15-2006, 05:10 PM

eheheheheheh heheh eheheh ehh!!!!
I'm agree with Asminha..the last joke is the best!

Thx!

08-03-2006, 04:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
monia Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Yin Chuan China Posts: 186 monia is an unknown character at this point	some jokes 1.Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. "I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines." "Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!" 2."Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you 3.One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?" Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?" Tom: "The smaller piece, of course." Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?" 4.Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married. Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind? Little boy: Grandma. Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you? Little boy: Why not? You married mine. __________________ Monia
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snoopy Growing Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Italy..sometimes here, sometimes there! Posts: 638 snoopy has a spectacular aura about	Monia, your tongue twister (is this term correct?) are wonderfull! I'll try to exercise myself!!!!!!! (PS: I'm italian....I think I'll can die with my tongue rolled up!!!!!!!) Now I go searching for some italian one.....! __________________ Era una notte buia e tempestosa...
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08-15-2006, 10:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
monia Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Yin Chuan China Posts: 186 monia is an unknown character at this point	hi,Asma,I always wanna make people happy Here are some new jokes 1.Not too late There were two blondes going to California for the summer. They are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engineswe will be up here all day." 2.Back Up Two Miles A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The motorist, in hurry, honked his horn . "If you don't back up," said the farmer, rolling up his sleeves, I won't like what I'm going to have to do." The surprised driver put his car in reverse and backed up two miles, allowing the horse and buggy to go by. "What was it you wouldn't have liked to have done back there?" asked the farmer's son. "Back up two miles," replied the farmer. 3.Absent-minded Professor There were three professors at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train had just arrived, but they did not notice it. Then the guard shouted, "Take your seats, please!" The professors heard the guard and rushed for the train. Two of them got on the train before it moved. The third one was left behind. It was Professor Egghead. He looked worried. One of the professor's students was at the station. He tried to comfort the professor. "It wasn't really bad, sir," said the student. "Two out of three caught the train. That's quite good, you know." "I know," the professor said. "But it was my train. MY friends only came to say goodbye." __________________ Monia Last edited by monia; 08-15-2006 at 11:21 AM.
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@dmin Administrator Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,755 Blog Entries: 1 @dmin is just really nice @dmin is just really nice	The last joke was the good one again PS: The colors are .. hmm..Look at yellow, we can't even read that. __________________ Speak Moroccan - Parlez marocain Moroccan Vocabulary - Vocabulaire Marocain
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08-15-2006, 11:20 AM	#6 (permalink)
monia Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Yin Chuan China Posts: 186 monia is an unknown character at this point	ok,I'll change it __________________ Monia
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snoopy Growing Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Italy..sometimes here, sometimes there! Posts: 638 snoopy has a spectacular aura about	eheheheheheh heheh eheheh ehh!!!! I'm agree with Asminha..the last joke is the best! Thx! __________________ Era una notte buia e tempestosa...
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