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1.A preacher is buying a parrot.

"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.

"Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.

"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord's prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm."

"Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what happens if you pull both strings?"

"I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.

2.A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.

Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned."

"You talked! You talked!" shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taken this long."

"Well, up till now," said the boy, "things have been okay."
3.An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

"Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."

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Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car

¡¡¡¡pulled them over.


¡¡¡¡¡®Why on earth were you driving so fast?¡¯ the policeman

¡¡¡¡yelled.

¡¡¡¡¡¯Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we

¡¡¡¡had an accident!¡¯

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