The Ideal Husband

@dmin · 08-02-2006, 03:50 PM

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and says:
"Hello?"
Everyone else in the room stops to listen:
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure. Go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make them an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go an extra 50 thousand."
WOMAN: Ooh! Wonderful! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "I love you, too."
The man closes up. The other guys in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment. He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

crazy1 · 02-02-2007, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asminha

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and says:
"Hello?"
Everyone else in the room stops to listen:
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure. Go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make them an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go an extra 50 thousand."
WOMAN: Ooh! Wonderful! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "I love you, too."
The man closes up. The other guys in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment. He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

That is SOOOO funny!!!!!it made my day! thank you

anarvorig · 02-02-2007, 07:15 PM

c'est ce qu'on appel avoir l'esprit d'escalier

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@dmin Administrator Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,755 Blog Entries: 1 @dmin is just really nice @dmin is just really nice	The Ideal Husband Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and says: "Hello?" Everyone else in the room stops to listen: WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure. Go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000" MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make them an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go an extra 50 thousand." WOMAN: Ooh! Wonderful! I love you so much!!" MAN: "I love you, too." The man closes up. The other guys in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment. He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" __________________ Speak Moroccan - Parlez marocain Moroccan Vocabulary - Vocabulaire Marocain
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