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Old 06-23-2006, 10:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went upon the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second, everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years."
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Old 06-25-2006, 10:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hahahahahahhahahha


nice joke, Asma
poor taxi driver thought a dead man is just tapped on his shoulder

at least he didn't die of fear

thank you for the fresh post
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And thanks for the feedback.
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so nice dear Asssoooomaa

thanks a lot
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I love this funny story!! Thank you Asminha!!!
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je crois avoir compris grace au traducteur automatique

il était croque-mort avant !

j'aurai eu sûrement la même réaction
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It was really funny... I want you to continue your jokes as much as possible.
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