sajalarora

I never take risk while drinking...
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When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking


I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen


I stealthily enter the house


Take out the bottle from my black cupboard


Einstein is looking at me from the photo frame


But still no one is aware of it


Becoz I never take a risk
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I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink


Quickly enjoy one peg


Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack


Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard


Einstein is giving a smile

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I peep into the kitchen


Wife is cutting potatoes


No one is aware of what I did


Becoz I never take a risk
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I to my wife : Any news on Mr. Dave daughter's marriage


Wife : Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking
out for her
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I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard


But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle


I take out the glass from the old rack above sink


Quickly enjoy one peg
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Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink


Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard


But still no one is aware of what I did


Becoz I never take a risk
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I to Wife : But still I think Dave's daughter's age is not that much


Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse


I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...
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I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard


But the cupboard's place has automatically changed


I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the
sink
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Einstein laughs loudly


I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Einstein's photo & keep it
in the black cupboard
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Wife is keeping the sink on the stove


But still no one is aware of what I did


Becoz I never take a risk
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I to Wife: (getting angry) you call Mr. Dave a horse? If you say that


again, I willcut your tongue...!


Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...
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I take out the bottle from the potatoes


Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg


Wash the sink and keep it over the rack


Wife is giving a smile
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Einstein is still cooking


But still no one is aware of what I did


Becoz I never take a risk
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I to Wife : (laughing) So Mr. Dave is marrying a horse!!


Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...
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I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack


Stove is also on the rack


There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside
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I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink


But none of the horses are aware of what I did


Becoz Einstein never takes a risk
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Dave is still cooking


And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing


Becoz I never take...... never take ..... never take what??? I
never
take a potato I think...

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Turkcerap

zuhahhahahaha i dont understand

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sajalarora

zuhahhahahaha, Kev has not understood.
You just need to observe how his sentence changes after every peg of alcohol.

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rene3114

hahahahaaaa

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