Daddy's Call!!!

sajalarora · 09-02-2009, 08:35 AM

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**

**'Hello?'**

**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**

**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**

**After a brief pause,**

**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**

**'Oh yes I do, he comes when you are not home and **

** Mommy told me to call him Uncle Paul **

**and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy,**
**Right now..'**

Brief Pause.

**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**

**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**

**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**

**'I did it, Daddy.'**

**'And what happened, honey?' **

**'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on **

** and ran around screaming.**

**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**

**'Oh my God!!! What about the Uncle Paul?'**

**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And dived into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean the pool.**

**He hit the bottom of the pool with a big splat.... and I think he's dead.'**

****Long Pause*****

*****Longer Pause*****
****Even Longer Pause*****

**Then Daddy says,**

**'Swimming pool? ...........**

**Is this 486-5731?'*

**No, I think you have the wrong number........*

anarvorig · 09-02-2009, 08:47 AM

I know, it's so funny

sajalarora · 09-02-2009, 08:49 AM

Thanks anarvorig.

Klowj · 09-03-2009, 02:46 PM

woah!

Well, it's a little creepy that two people had to die, but it's very funny :-p

sajalarora · 09-04-2009, 07:34 AM

Thanks.

09-02-2009, 08:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
sajalarora SAJAL सजल Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: India Posts: 1,878 sajalarora is a name known to all sajalarora is a name known to all sajalarora is a name known to all	Daddy's Call!!! Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, 'Hello?' 'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?' 'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.' After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.' 'Oh yes I do, he comes when you are not home and Mommy told me to call him Uncle Paul and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, Right now..' Brief Pause. 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.' 'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.' A few minutes later The little girl comes back to the phone. 'I did it, Daddy.' 'And what happened, honey?' 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser And now she isn't moving at all!' 'Oh my God!!! What about the Uncle Paul?' 'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window And dived into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water Last week to clean the pool. He hit the bottom of the pool with a big splat.... and I think he's dead.' **Long Pause* *Longer Pause* Even Longer Pause* Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? ........... Is this 486-5731?'* *No, I think you have the wrong number........ __________________ What you think about the other members
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09-02-2009, 08:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
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Klowj International Forum Fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Earth Posts: 973 Klowj is on a distinguished road	woah! Well, it's a little creepy that two people had to die, but it's very funny :-p __________________ Rihla Équitation en Abitibi الإنسان عدو ما يجهل : علم لغة، تجتنب بلاهة حرب انشر ثقافة، تكتسب شعبا لشعب
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