Wanna learn bosses language in 5 mins ?

sajalarora · 06-18-2009, 11:49 AM

Do you want to impress or confuse clients or Vice versa?.........use
Techno vocabulary.. It can be called the "Buzzword" writing method.
It is simple.

There are three columns of words involved, as follows:

0. Balanced-------0. Management---------0. contingency
1. total-----------1. Organization---------1. Hardware (or software)
2. integrated------2. reciprocal-----------2. projection
3. compatible------3. monitored----------3. time-frame
4. synchronized----4. digital--------------4. concept
5. optimal---------5. modular-------------5. programming
6. responsive------6. transitional----------6. mobility
7. functional-------7. Incremental---------7. capability
8. parallel---------8. third-generation------8. flexibility
9. systemized-----9. policy----------------9. options

Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding
Buzzwords
from the above grid, e.g., 257: "integrated modular capability". Don't
worry if it doesn't make sense to you; it won't mean anything to
anyone else either, but they'll think you're just smarter than they
are so they won't say anything!! ...

You can propose "systemized reciprocal options" (929) to achieve
"optimal transitional flexibility" (568), so that we can think of an
"integrated monitored projection" ...............

06-18-2009, 11:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
sajalarora SAJAL सजल Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: India Posts: 1,738 sajalarora has a spectacular aura about	Wanna learn bosses language in 5 mins ? Do you want to impress or confuse clients or Vice versa?.........use Techno vocabulary.. It can be called the "Buzzword" writing method. It is simple. There are three columns of words involved, as follows: 0. Balanced-------0. Management---------0. contingency 1. total-----------1. Organization---------1. Hardware (or software) 2. integrated------2. reciprocal-----------2. projection 3. compatible------3. monitored----------3. time-frame 4. synchronized----4. digital--------------4. concept 5. optimal---------5. modular-------------5. programming 6. responsive------6. transitional----------6. mobility 7. functional-------7. Incremental---------7. capability 8. parallel---------8. third-generation------8. flexibility 9. systemized-----9. policy----------------9. options Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding Buzzwords from the above grid, e.g., 257: "integrated modular capability". Don't worry if it doesn't make sense to you; it won't mean anything to anyone else either, but they'll think you're just smarter than they are so they won't say anything!! ... You can propose "systemized reciprocal options" (929) to achieve "optimal transitional flexibility" (568), so that we can think of an "integrated monitored projection" ............... __________________ ----Zeehal-e-Muskin Mukon Ba Ranjish, Bahaal-e-Hijra Bechaara Dil hai---- ----Sunai Deti Hai Jiski Dhadkan, Tuhaara Dil Ya Hamaara Dil Hai----
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