sajalarora

Commandment 1

Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.

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Commandment 2

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep.

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Commandment 3

Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!

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Commandment 4

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

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Commandment 5

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

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Commandment 6

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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Commandment 7

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.


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Commandment 8

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.

But the law allows only one wife.

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Commandment 9

Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste.

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Commandment 10

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

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Bonus Commandment ( Story )

A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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"It really works!"




SMILE, IT'S TAX FREE!

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----Zeehal-e-Muskin Mukon Ba Ranjish, Bahaal-e-Hijra Bechaara Dil hai----
----Sunai Deti Hai Jiski Dhadkan, Tuhaara Dil Ya Hamaara Dil Hai----

Tennessee

And i translate in english, two french commandments of mariage:

-A woman is worried about her future until she marries,
A man worried about his futures from the day he gets married.

-The marriage is a wonderful institution that allows two people to bear all the problems they would never have if they had never married.

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sajalarora

Thanks for the upate on commandments Tennessee, we need to write a book on commandments I guess

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----Zeehal-e-Muskin Mukon Ba Ranjish, Bahaal-e-Hijra Bechaara Dil hai----
----Sunai Deti Hai Jiski Dhadkan, Tuhaara Dil Ya Hamaara Dil Hai----

1.john.1

Thanks for the info...........

very funny.

braincox

I must say something now.
1."I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it."
2."A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted."

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