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Old 06-05-2009, 11:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,

BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE





My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your sister.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part limeJ
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What a collection you have.

I like it.
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Yes this poem was fun. Thanks sajalora! But you changed the rhyming word here:
I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your sister.


Should it be mother or brother?
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Yes this poem was fun. Thanks sajalora! But you changed the rhyming word here:
I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your sister.


Should it be mother or brother?
Well, I'm a guy, so I'll prefer a girl of course
And mother is too old for me, not interested in elderly ladies. Sister would be just fine.
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I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your sister.
hahahaha it is perfect :D:D:D zuha
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Originally Posted by sajalarora View Post
A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,

BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE





My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your sister.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part limeJ

"What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime"

That's the part I like the most

All the lines are true. Shows how do people feel about the other people. One conclusion: love, as it is understood, does not exist.
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Old 07-06-2009, 08:36 AM   #7 (permalink)
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"What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime"

That's the part I like the most

All the lines are true. Shows how do people feel about the other people. One conclusion: love, as it is understood, does not exist.
Yup, love for your partner is nothing but desire for sex. that's what I think. People realize this pretty late.
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