Unknown Facts

sajalarora · 05-29-2009, 10:36 AM

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.
Think about it.

3. Don't walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

4. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

5. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said , he who never lived, cannot die!

6. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

7. So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
but we chose Marriage, slow sure!

8. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

9. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

10. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi

11. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…
Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…

12. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

Shrek · 06-06-2009, 09:44 AM

Very good, liked #2. Thanks for sharing

Turkcerap · 06-06-2009, 01:45 PM

1,2,3,4, all of them :D yuppiii tenx alot Sajal, u are perfect like them

sajalarora · 06-08-2009, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turkcerap

1,2,3,4, all of them :D yuppiii tenx alot Sajal, u are perfect like them

I'm happy that you guys liked it.

05-29-2009, 10:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
sajalarora SAJAL सजल Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: India Posts: 1,738 sajalarora has a spectacular aura about	Unknown Facts 1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! 2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it. 3. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking! 4. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!! 5. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said , he who never lived, cannot die! 6. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles! 7. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow sure! 8. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends! 9. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else! 10. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi 11. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, When tears flows from your eyes always say these words… Eh Ganpat, chal daru la… 12. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
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06-06-2009, 09:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
Shrek Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 121 Shrek is on a distinguished road	Very good, liked #2. Thanks for sharing __________________ Giggle for healthy life More at GigglePEDIA.com
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06-06-2009, 01:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
Turkcerap "-Captain-Commander-" Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Turkey Posts: 2,038 Blog Entries: 1 Turkcerap is a splendid one to behold Turkcerap is a splendid one to behold Turkcerap is a splendid one to behold	1,2,3,4, all of them :D yuppiii tenx alot Sajal, u are perfect like them __________________ ...Hasretlik çekilmiyor ßu soğuk gecelerde $ensiz hiç yaşamadım ki ßu kör ve boş şehirde @h bir bilsen sevdiğim ßu sana "-SoN MeKTuBum-" !ster at ister oku ßen yine sana mecburum...
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