A man without bad habits

sajalarora · 04-27-2009, 01:23 PM

Dear Wives,

Please leave your respective Husband’s to do what they really want to do…

Be it Smoking, boozing, or even betting…

Still not convinced… Read further…
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Once a man was waiting for a taxi.

A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But

being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became

irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless

he parts with some money.

Suddenly an idea struck him.He told the beggar, "I do not have money, but

if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help

you." "I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar.

The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea". He

then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the

beggar.

The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health."

The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the

beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good".

The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the

liver".

The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am going to the race

course.Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place

bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone".

As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, "Sorry

sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit."

Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home

with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving at

least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the

man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you".

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The man replied, "I always wanted to show my wife how a man with no bad

habits will look like."

mrym · 04-29-2009, 10:23 PM

HAHAHA

Good one,thanks

sajalarora · 04-30-2009, 07:49 AM

Actually great one, for tall the guys. HEHEHE

dusio · 05-01-2009, 10:20 PM

Nice one.

1.john.1 · 07-03-2009, 10:22 AM

ha ha ha

Great but lengthy

gakusenjb · 07-03-2009, 10:44 AM

Ha ha hi hi he he!

04-27-2009, 01:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
sajalarora SAJAL सजल Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: India Posts: 1,738 sajalarora has a spectacular aura about	A man without bad habits Dear Wives, Please leave your respective Husband’s to do what they really want to do… Be it Smoking, boozing, or even betting… Still not convinced… Read further… ************************************************ ****************************** Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money. Suddenly an idea struck him.He told the beggar, "I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you." "I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar. The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea". He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health." The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good". The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver". The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am going to the race course.Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone". As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit." Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you". - The man replied, "I always wanted to show my wife how a man with no bad habits will look like."
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04-29-2009, 10:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
mrym Molly Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bursa,Turkey Posts: 2,212 mrym is a glorious beacon of light mrym is a glorious beacon of light	HAHAHA Good one,thanks
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04-30-2009, 07:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
sajalarora SAJAL सजल Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: India Posts: 1,738 sajalarora has a spectacular aura about	Actually great one, for tall the guys. HEHEHE
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dusio Only death is certain... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: I live in Poland Posts: 2,852 dusio is a splendid one to behold dusio is a splendid one to behold dusio is a splendid one to behold dusio is a splendid one to behold	Nice one.
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07-03-2009, 10:22 AM	#5 (permalink)
1.john.1 Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 4 1.john.1 is an unknown character at this point	ha ha ha Great but lengthy
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07-03-2009, 10:44 AM	#6 (permalink)
gakusenjb エイドリアン Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Romania Posts: 6,467 gakusenjb is a glorious beacon of light gakusenjb is a glorious beacon of light	Ha ha hi hi he he! __________________ 日本語 If you want to translate something from Romanian to English or from English to Romanian just PM me and I'll try my best.
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