As a non-catholic half-French guy, I find that one quite funny...
About this "artificial hymen", I like the way humans endlessly try to dodge responsabilities and hide reality... We have been, we are and we will always be so ridiculous !
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If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying « End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH”, the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.
Terry Pratchett