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Mike learned this one in school ... :D not from the teachers. Just try to say it twice ...

I'm not a fig plucker, I'm a fig plucker's son, and I'll pluck figs, 'till the fig plucker comes.


Yes, Google has a lot of those, here is one of many:Tongue Twisters

First, some clean ones:

She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked


check too their Tongue Twister Poems, the Twister Shorties, and of course, I checked the Raunchy Twisters:

I'm not a smart feller,
I'm a smart feller's son
And I'll keep felling smarts
'Till the smart feller comes.

I'm not a fog ducker,
I'm a fog ducker's son
And I'll keep ducking fogs
'Till the fog ducker comes.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit;
and on the slitted sheet I sit.