I've tried the above link with the following phrases English to Chinese and come up with the following, which gives me a laugh.
How are you? I'm fine. Thank you. How do you do? Not bad. How old are you? Older than you.
你好嗎？我是優良。謝謝。你好? 不壞。您多大年紀? 老比您。
Are you a translator? Yes, sort of.
您是翻譯嗎? 是, 有點兒。