A Dutch tourist driving through northern Spain loses his way and approaches two policemen for directions:
"Do you speak English?"
¿Qué?
"Parlez-vous français?"
¿Qué?
"Sprechen Sie Deutsch?"
¿Qué?
Finally, the tourist gives up and drives away. One of the policemen turns to the other and says: "Those Dutch are really something, look at all the languages they speak. It makes me feel like learning a foreign language."
"What for?" his partner answers. "That guy speaks all those languages and what good does it do him?
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