men × men
Why don't men often show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any.
- How do you know if a man is lying?
His lips are moving!
- Why don't men like to drink coffee at work?
It keeps them awake.
- How do men define insomnia?
Waking up every few days.
Wife: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
Husband: Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
- What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
When the power goes off.
- What do men and women have in common?
They both distrust men.
- How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?
Guilt gifts are nicer.
- How is a man like the weather?
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
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I am very sad
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