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natasha666 · 11-10-2007, 12:10 PM

A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.

Doctor: Your tonsils got to come out.

Patient: I want second opinion.

Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too.

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An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."

Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"

The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."

The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"

The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night."

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The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will."

"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change."

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There are several kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method:

General Practitioners know nothing and do little.

Surgeons know little and do everything.

Internists knows everything and do nothing.

Pathologists know everything and can do everything, but it's usually too late.

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Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be 80.

Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.

Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

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A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.

"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"

"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.

"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before".

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I am regularly visitor by medical doctors because of very simple reason and they don't help me. As my Hobby is Astrology, I know, what can help me, but they are blind and after 18 years of searching the cause, I am still on the same. Now, I study Medical Astrology to help other people.

I will collect all jokes about Doctors, because I "like" them and I like jokes.

Natasha

11-10-2007, 12:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
natasha666 natasha Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Valley of South Alps Posts: 89 natasha666 is an unknown character at this point	Jokes about my "dear" doctors! A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it. Doctor: Your tonsils got to come out. Patient: I want second opinion. Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills." Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?" The woman responded, "They help me sleep better." The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will." "That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are several kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method: General Practitioners know nothing and do little. Surgeons know little and do everything. Internists knows everything and do nothing. Pathologists know everything and can do everything, but it's usually too late. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be 80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. "Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?" "I don't see why not," replies the doctor. "That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before". ----------------------------------------------------------------------- I am regularly visitor by medical doctors because of very simple reason and they don't help me. As my Hobby is Astrology, I know, what can help me, but they are blind and after 18 years of searching the cause, I am still on the same. Now, I study Medical Astrology to help other people. I will collect all jokes about Doctors, because I "like" them and I like jokes. Natasha __________________ Amour fait beaucoup, mais l'argent fait tout!
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