jphector

This is my fist day here, and I'm not sure what the proper protocol, or where to go to get this relatively short text translated to Ukrainian, Is there someone out there that would be able to translate it?

Thank you in advance for your help.

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Well, here I am one more time.

If you only knew the trouble and the time it took me to find a place that could translated this message in a language that I know you could appreciate (as I hesitate to say understand).

Now that I have your undivided attention, I can finally say absolutely nothing. The whole point of this was to get you to wonder and anticipate for weeks what I might have to say, just for you to find out that I had nothing important to say at all, other than: "aren't I evil"?

Making you wait all this time, and for what? For this boring message that says absolutely nothing? Ah yes, now that's pure evil.

Hope it didn't take you too long to have this translated. Let me know when you do, and let me have it.